The B&B Full of Love moments we need to talk about again

Just like half of the Netherlands, I am also gigantic-ally addicted to B&B Full of Love. Every season I think again: where do they find these people? Every season they manage to outdo themselves again. Since patience is not my strongest suit, I am of course already looking ahead on Videoland — I don't understand how you do it, watching it on TV when you know there are already many more episodes waiting for you.

The week has come to an end again, and so I thought it was high time to go over the ten most memorable moments of this week. So be warned: if you're watching it on TV, there are spoilers in here.

1. Justice for Hans. That poor man. Can single women in his age category please send him a message? He really deserves a nice woman, and instead, he now has PTSD from his time with Petri. The way she acted about that tree he pruned for her — I get angry just thinking about it. Never be like Petri. Be like Hans.

2. Guys, pay attention: you can level with each other in terms of spirituality, but even then you shouldn't use each other's words. Yes, in case you didn't know: words can simply be claimed. The words ‘retreat’ and ‘magic’ belong to Claudia and should NOT be used by others, or else there will be consequences.

3. Zoë is just enjoying her Anne-Fleur vacation and living her life. I was genuinely surprised that Joy sent her away, because despite the fact that she may not always have much self-reflection (no Zoë, that rolling ‘r’ of yours is not an Amsterdam accent but rather something from the direction of Blaricum), I thought they made a nice couple.

4. Hot take and spoiler incoming: since I saw on the juice channels that Joy is actually only interested in the lady who is coming with by far the most followers on Instagram, I can no longer see it any other way. How uninterested is he in all those girls, each of whom is nice, who come for him? I smell bullshit and I smell clout chasing. Joy wants followers, not love.

5. Can someone make a compilation of all the weird things that happen to Walter? I am really rolling from one surprise to another. It's really crazy that he finds two women who understand that so well. I would race away with screeching tires if I were asked to dance out my emotions after knowing you for just an hour.

6. Or that screaming, which that poor Ingrid has to do for him. Just let someone be calm, I would also be completely overwhelmed by all the oddities there.

7. The hugs that Claudia and Walter give each other are also… Something else. Does this still count as hugging or should we just call a spade a spade: the Face-Off with clothes on?

8. For now, I think Debbie is our unproblematic queen. It seems mega cozy to visit her for a week in Spain. Loves a glass of wine, is super cheerful, very sweet and understanding towards her guests: too fun.

9. That understanding is something I could use a bit more of myself, because every time we see Bram, I understand absolutely nothing. A nice thought, living self-sufficiently in a village that has fewer than 100 inhabitants and where you can go days without talking to anyone… But also a kind of my worst nightmare? Where is the pub? Is there even internet there? Netflix? PANIC.

10. And after I've spent a week with Debbie, I'm going to visit Marian for another week. That villa looks absolutely amazing, but that Burgundian lifestyle also appeals to me. I really felt for her because Jan actually just refused and/or didn't want to hear that he had to leave. Very painful to see. Love it.