The biggest nightlife annoyances

‘Look a little happier’ is a comment that literally every woman has heard while going out. Not that it really helps, because it just makes us look angrier, I feel. There are many more irritations that come with going out and that many women will surely recognize. For me, they are very applicable in any case.

1. ‘Do you have a boyfriend?’
Nothing is as annoying as a man who is completely drunk, let's be honest. Suddenly their ego is too big and they have the guts to stand behind you and touch you. The first question that then standardly comes out of their mouth with difficulty is: ‘Do you have a boyfriend?’ My answer is always ‘yes’, whether I am single or not. Get lost.

2. Dead venue
I sometimes forget that no club or bar is immediately filled with cheerful people; the atmosphere at the beginning often just needs to get going. Sometimes that just doesn't happen and there are only ten people on the dance floor. You can't get more awkward than that, especially when the DJ does everything to get the mood going by playing songs from David Guetta. Nice, if the whole room is full, but otherwise not.

3. Hypocritical behavior
Always funny to see how girls almost start fighting on the dance floor, but as soon as they get to the bathroom, they hand out one compliment after another to each other. Can we please stop with all those dirty looks and hard shoves outside the ladies' restrooms? Thank you.

4. Blood hot
Am I the only one who always feels so warm while going out? I really sweat like crazy, so when I look in the bathroom mirror at the end of the night, I just get shocked. All my foundation has melted off, my mascara is smudged, and my lip liner is completely crooked. And we haven't even talked about my hair, which has become a big frizz ball.

5. Beeping in your ears
It's logical that you have to talk a little louder when going out, but some take this a bit too literally. They are shouting in your ear as if you are five kilometers away. The next morning you wake up with a beep in your ears. So be careful.

6. Awkward conversations
Now I’m not a fan of small talk anyway, but when going out you can't avoid it. You only run into ‘half acquaintances’ with whom you are done talking within three sentences. ‘How are you?’, ‘Yeah, good, and you?’, ‘I’m good too.’ There’s a good chance that the phrase ‘we really need to do something together again’ will also come up. Good luck with that one.