The dumbest statements from celebs
If I had been a celebrity (no idea what I would be famous for, given my lack of talents), I would definitely be included in lists like these. Especially when I'm nervous or feel uncomfortable, I can really blurt out the most awkward things. But even then, I hope not to reach this level, because I have gathered some quotes now... Yep, celebrities really knew how to get their mouths going.
1. ‘Smoking will kill you. When you die, you lose a very important part of your life.’
— Brooke Shields in The Washington Post (1994)
Yes, that whole ‘being alive’ is quite a crucial part of life.
2. ‘I guess I’m gonna fade into Bolivian’
— Mike Tyson
What he means: ‘I guess I’m gonna fade into oblivion’, what he says: disappearing into a person from Bolivia.
3. ‘If it was something that had my full dedication, I don’t think there’s anything that would stop me from becoming president of America.’
— Will Smith
Well, after Trump became president, nothing surprises me anymore.
4. ‘I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we talked about how hard this is for her, but that it has also taught her who her real friends were, and a lot of other things about life. She is 18. And I felt like: that’s how I feel too.’
— Kim Kardashian
Just to clarify: this was about her 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries. Tone-deafness at its peak.
5. ‘I absolutely want Brooklyn to be baptized, but I don’t know in which religion yet.’
— David Beckham
I fear your choices in this are quite limited, David.
6. ‘If you’re a Scientologist and you drive past an accident... Then you know you have to do something, because you know you’re the only one who can really help.’
— Tom Cruise
Cuckoo.
7. ‘I actually don’t like thinking at all. I think people think I really love thinking. And I don’t. So I totally don’t like thinking.’
— Kanye West
8. ‘Suddenly you’re kind of the Bin Laden of America. Osama Bin Laden is the only one who really knows what I’m going through right now.’
— R. Kelly
Wow. No further words, except: WOW. Glad this man is behind bars.
9. ‘I never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular in Africa.’
— Britney Spears
Ahhh, Britney.
