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The Traitors: Aftershow episode 3

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Last weekend started with gigantic good news: there is a new season of The Traitors coming with, yes, unknown Dutch people. Now, the known Dutch people in this current season are mostly unknown to me as well, but hey, this means that yours truly can sign up. And of course, she has done that right away. Mark my words, you will see me next season as an unknown Dutch person. I am fully manifesting it. And those will be incredibly fun recaps, because no one can roast me as well as I can.

But first, we still have this season ahead of us, which for me is also the season of how-long-can-Sander-hold-out-for-god's-sake?

1. It’s episode 3 and Sander is still in it. How is that possible? It seems like every season many participants suffer from amnesia or something; they forget in the next episode who made themselves intensely suspicious.

2. You do understand that these aftershows will also become pleas to Videoland to cast me as a participant, but that seems logical to me. I am of course absolutely convinced that I would be a better Traitor and Loyal.

3. Whoa, I was startled when it seemed like Selma was murdered. I find her by far the most hilarious of this season, so she needs to stick around for a while. So bloodthirsty too, really delightful.

4. ‘So? Then at least you go out with your chest out, I think this is really fucked up.’ These are just delightful lines. Gotta love Selma.

5. Ferry: ‘I know it’s not you, otherwise I’d shoot myself in the foot.’ That Maria is really the slyest and also the best Traitor of this season. She wraps everyone around her finger.

6. Just imagine: three Traitors and they are all Sander. The season of The Traitors lasts three episodes. HAHA. No, you really need a Maria to get a few more episodes.

7.  Two episodes ago, everyone was in an uproar because they had already unmasked Sander as a Traitor. By a miracle, he escapes the dance and now he is just a full-fledged participant again. Bizarre.

8. Katinka: ‘I am not a mover. I don’t have the motor skills to run.’ This will be my new life slogan. Really. Words to live by.

9. Also just not consulting the rest of your team that you will wait on the field, but just refusing to move. Nope. Don’t call me, I’ll wait here.

10. Chahid who immediately helps the other team when he is ready vs. Ferry who consciously tries to sabotage the other teams. Why would you do that? Really the most awkward action of today. Ferry thought he was in Who is the Mole?.

11. Aah, poor Giorgio. It’s really so noticeable that the whole group just takes a completely different direction every episode. In the previous episode, absolutely no one thought of Giorgio and suddenly everyone is sure. Quite awkward.

12. Selma is the gift that keeps on giving. Those Traitors don’t have to do anything. Selma is just making all the game plans this season. Without her knowing, she is the fourth Traitor and I love it.

13. Prediction: Maria will be too present, stand out, and get sent home. Sander and Katinka will ask Selma as a replacement. Sander and Selma will win the game together.

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