By sex to the emergency room: 4 causes doctors see

There are always those sex stories going around where it starts exciting and then ends up very embarrassingly in the emergency room because something went wrong with the ‘sexperiment’. Like a dreadful story I once heard, about a man and a woman who were having sex in a swimming pool. Somehow, a vacuum had formed down there, making them literally inseparable. Despite the fact that I am very curious about how they managed to make a trip to the emergency room, I hope the story isn't true. However, doctors see a lot of strange things in the field of sex. These are the things that regularly land people in the emergency room.

Foreign objects stuck in places where they don't belong 
When I first heard this, I could hardly believe it, but apparently for some people the need can be so high that they resort to various strange items. This leads to men and women frequently showing up at the hospital with items stuck down under or in the anus. Think of beer bottles, electric toothbrushes, and even food items like sausages. Sometimes it's stuck so badly that it has to be surgically removed. So just don't do it.

Wounds from devices
Another warning is the use of an electric razor near the genitals. Biologically, it is arranged that there is quite a lot of blood flow in that area (especially when you're aroused). If you get a small cut there at that moment, it really gushes with blood. Sometimes it can be so severe that it needs to be stitched because it doesn't stop bleeding on its own.

Broken penis
This sounds incredibly dreadful, and I think a man would scream terribly if this happens. It seems that certain positions (like the reversed cowgirl) greatly increase the chance of a broken penis. You probably won't need symptoms to determine that something is terribly wrong, but if you doubt: when you hear a hard cracking sound, his thing turns blue/purple and goes limp, then you can say with 99.9 percent certainty that it's broken.

Broken leg from slipping
More fractures, but with this one it's a bit simpler to explain to your surroundings why you're walking so awkwardly. When you decide to move the party to the shower, it not only gets steamy but also becomes a challenge with that slippery floor. The tip from doctors is to not do anything too special in the shower. At least keep both feet on the ground, because as soon as you have only one foot to balance on and your other foot slips a bit away from you due to all the antics being pulled, you can easily fall on that hard tile floor. The most common injury here is a broken leg, and with a broken leg, getting dressed becomes so difficult that you probably have to head to the hospital half-naked.

So be especially careful: use objects, food items, and devices just for their intended purposes, and save those creative thought processes for other uses.