Love & Sex

6 terrible bed blunders that all women have experienced

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Well, sometimes it just doesn't work out, and then you do something a little awkward in bed with someone else. Sex blunders are known to all of us, so don't be ashamed. It's time to break the taboo and openly talk about a subject that is still uncomfortable for many: sex blunders. Whether it's an awkward moment, a funny mistake, or just a total flop, terrible sex blunders can happen to anyone.

And yes, all women definitely recognize these bed blunders.

1. You had stinky shoes on and had to wash your feet first before you could get cozy in bed with your lover. Oops. Shh. Don't tell anyone.

2. You got a cramp in your calf during position number three. Sometimes our bodies just aren't as cooperative during the act as we would like. Whether it's a cramp in your leg at the most inconvenient moment or an unexpected muscle cramp at a crucial time, these awkward situations can be real mood killers.

3. You just ate something spicy or seasoned and don't really dare to kiss. Better think of something else quickly: doggy style? A blowjob?

4. You hear a sound from yourself that you'd rather not hear. The human body isn't always quiet during sex. From escaping air to creaking joints: don't worry too much. A little dirty talk in between can cover up all your farts and grunts.

5. Hilarious in hindsight, not so sexy at the moment: you say something wrong during that wild talk. Another name? A crazy fantasy? Or your toys aren't working like they should. Sex toys and accessories can be a fun addition to the game of love, but they can also lead to comedic misunderstandings. From accidentally turning on the wrong vibration setting to getting stuck in a knot with handcuffs; these moments can certainly cause some discomfort.

6. The condom that you want to put on smoothly breaks. Tears. Rips. Great.