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Kiki’s Mollotenbrabbels: week 9 ‘HAHA, is Sor just afraid of the fortune teller?!’

By Kiki Duren | #!31Mon, 04 Mar 2024 10:36:49 +0100+01:004931#31Mon, 04 Mar 2024 10:36:49 +0100+01:00-10Europe\/Amsterdam3131Europe\/Amsterdam202431 04am31am-31Mon, 04 Mar 2024 10:36:49 +0100+01:0010Europe\/Amsterdam3131Europe\/Amsterdam2024312024Mon, 04 Mar 2024 10:36:49 +01003610363amMonday=9#!31Mon, 04 Mar 2024 10:36:49 +0100+01:00Europe\/Amsterdam3#03-04-2024#!31Mon, 04 Mar 2024 10:36:49 +0100+01:004931#\/31Mon, 04 Mar 2024 10:36:49 +0100+01:00-10Europe\/Amsterdam3131Europe\/Amsterdam202431#!31Mon, 04 Mar 2024 10:36:49 +0100+01:00Europe\/Amsterdam3#

MOLY SHIT. Nooooo, the Netherlands is crying. Cheese from the Bacon out?? Spekkie? Oh come on, our mascot since day one? Oh friend, how I wished you that final. But actually, we could already guess it a bit last week, right? Kees who was on Rian was completely wrong. If he wasn't the Mole, then he was definitely next in line for the losers' hotel.

Well, and now? Is it Rosario or ‘Santa’ Anna Gimbrère? For both, there are now very good theories available. But to be completely honest: if we apply the follow the money technique, then Fons is the Mole. I would still eat my shoe, really. I do NOT want to believe it.

Shall we then? The episode in 10 notable points: let’s goooo.

1. Kees on the zipline is once again next level spirit animal: ‘I thought I was dying and then… I just didn’t die? I’m alive!!!!’

2. He’s such a delightful culture sniffer, our Fonske. ‘AGAIN a new Maya god with AGAIN different body parts…’ HAHA. No, I feel you, bro. I wouldn’t remember a single nose, neck, or ear. The horror.

3. Let’s switch to that puzzling, shall we? There was again a lot of cash in that pouch of Sor. The man who was so good at puzzling but suddenly… not anymore? He was already messing around with Rian in the boat trying to fish out those words and almost shot everyone with that laser. Is Sorriemorrie busy playing away large sums of money?

4. Do you know that joke about the iguana on a cannon? No? Me neither. Special shot.

5. The makers are doing their best with a final water task that pleases the eyes. But honestly, that execution was quite embarrassing… What a mess with those keys, man! Kees: ‘That’s your final task. There we were. In our little swimsuits, with our wet hair. Completely disheveled. With our little keys that didn’t fit those boxes.’ Aah haha. Totally disappointed.

6. Can we PLEASE already see the footage of the reunion of Kees and Jeroen in the losers' hotel? Can. Not. Wait.

7. Hahaha, OMG, is Sor just afraid of the fortune teller? The way he walks in with a nervous high voice is something else. ‘Hi… Haven’t seen you… in a long taaaaaaim…’ (Please don’t hit me again with that SM whip.)

8. ‘I Knew. We Would Meet Again.’ Honestly, if there’s one actress who has a cool role this season, it’s the fortune teller. But wait. Isn’t it impossible to find a Mole among those made-up people? And does Anna deliberately say convincingly ‘Yes, I do!’ because she is the Mole?

9. Speaking of Anna, I found her very special in her reactions during the execution. Still a bit dry for someone going to the final. Oh dear, could it be?

10. ‘Forty questions about the identity and actions of the Mole. The candidate who knows the most goes home with the pot.’ OMG THE END IS REALLY NEAR. Speaking of that pot: that’s really another laugh with that 8585 euros. Anyway: hats off. The Mole has done exceptionally well this season.

PS. Is anyone of you going to the live final in Vondelpark next week? I’m curious! Please send me a DM at @kikiduren with who your Mole is. So curious!

PPS. Final score: Rosario, Anna, and Fons. We still have a losing finalist, a Mole, and a winner… But in what order? To stay in Rik terms:

We’ll see that next week.
AAARRRRGH. The tension!!

Photo credit: Joy Hansson