Kiki's Mollotenbrabbels: week 8 ‘Sor, Kanye West on the line. He wants his ego back...’
Hoooooly guacaMolie, liebe leute! Rian out! Naaaa, my friend. The one woman who always went for the money. The sniper heroine. Our Lara Croft of the Lice Mothers. Too bad. But gut, yes, there is no time to mourn, because that final is just around the corner. Only three candidates left in the game and one Molleke. Who is that? Again, opinions in the Netherlands are seriously divided on that one, but I'm moving into the Sor/Kees tunnel by now. Although I won't be surprised if it's Anna either. The only one I refuse to believe is Fons. AND THEN YOU'LL JUST SEE THAT IT'S HIM, HAHA.
Anyway, time to discuss the 10 standouts of this episode on Amolzine. Let's goooo!
1. First of all: welcome to a new episode of ‘Fons thinks he's the Mole’!
Rik: ‘How do you lie in the group?’
Fons: ‘Damn good.’
* Group votes for candidate they trust least.
* Fons left the group chat.
2. Come, let's play a shooting game in a typical Mexican location. How about a never-finished drug money hotel with some bones still lying around from a liquidation here and there? Totally romantic, let's go.
3. Downside though: why laser tag in daylight? I do miss a bit of the mystery, drama effect with green lasers and the smoke machines.
4. HAHAHA, Fons having no idea he's doing the Macarena. Brilliantly funny. By far the favourite moment of this episode.
5. Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa’ darle alegría y cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena
Heeeeeeeey Macarena, ay!
OK sorry, this one just had to go out.
Do you also sing it in your head so differently from the original lyrics? HAHA. What a breaker!
6. Awh no. Sincere pity for Kees who tries soooo hard during laser gaming and gets hugely trampled on his soul and whispers disappointed: ‘And you just shoot away 1500 euros...’
7. Say Rosario, Kanye West on the line. He wants his ego back. Whether you might know wa- No? You have no idea? Really?
8. By the way, this guy is just the most trusted of the whole group, lol. Imagine if he were the Mole after all! I mean, he was pussyfooting around in that boat with Rian...
9. ‘Book the chaos gladly to your candidates...’
I mean: production, I understand that by now you are getting pity on a 5505 euro pot in episode 8, but this is a lollypopular sentence to approve.
10. Boohoo, our friend Rian has left the building. Enne, is Kees behind the loser again? Seriously, how is this possible?
PS. Do you also watch Moltalk? So I love Marlin so much, but meine gute, what a bunch of ADHD people together. I don't know if it's just me, but after that episode I'm overstimulated every time.
Alright, I'm diving back into my molehill for a bit. Next week, of course, we'll catch up on the semi-final episode again. Are you also on Sor and/or Kees? Or do you have a completely different theory about Anna or Fons? Let me know on insta via @kikiduren. Let's see if we have some agreement on Amolzine....
See you next week Mol colleagues, tschüüüüüss!
Photo credit: Joy Hansson
