What happened this week in New York? Well a lot. As always. And it was hot. Real hot. So huffing and puffing and with a sweatband, I bring you the three top novelties on our horizon for this week.
Hip hip hooray Kanye!
It’s Kanye’s birthday and this calls for celebration. And in New York this means #KanyeIceCreamWeek from Margansterns. No boring scoops of regular old frozen sugar for this ice cream business. Especially not this week. They’ll be serving Kim Kardashian Thirst Trap Sundae’s and I Am a God Ice Cream Croissants!
Lessons learned
Maybe this little tale is cutting corners, but a man across from us in New Jersey has been arrested. He goes by the name of Bacon and why was he thrown in the dog house? He was arguing over a sausage. I find this priceless. Lesson of the week: “Never mess with bacon over sausages”.
Who has the smallest?
Seeing as we are busy with sausages, in Brooklyn this Saturday, for the third year in a row is the Smallest Penis Pageant. Yes you read it right, and it’s no joke. Our usually prudish American’s are letting it all hang out in this weekend. I love it. Even if it’s micro: if you got it, flaunt it!
