Earlier this week, I wrote about which zodiac signs handle a hangover like champions (as you can read in this article), but we also have to be honest about the other half. Because yes, some zodiac signs are just as lively on a Saturday morning as a wilting houseplant. And now that it’s summer, with drinks, garden parties, terrace wines, and beach bar evenings quickly following one another, it’s becoming painfully clear: these zodiac signs really can’t handle a hangover.1. Virgo – The Under-the-Cover-Hider If you were hoping to do something with a Virgo the day after a rosé night, let it go. The Virgo will disappear under a blanket, surrounded by crackers, Diet Coke, and episodes of *Gossip Girl*. You won’t get a response to your message unless it’s a meme about self-pity, then maybe. Try again tomorrow — maybe.2. Cancer – The Emotional Rollercoaster Cancers feel everything. Always. But with a hangover? Then all *the* emotions come pouring out. From tears during a commercial to deep soul-searching about life while watching an episode of *Friends*. If you're lucky, the day will end with a meditation app and chamomile tea. If you're unlucky, it will end with another crying session and a rant about the meaning of life.3. Libra – The Brunch-and-Then-What-Else Person The Libra is the most dangerous of the bunch: they firmly believe in the *hair of the dog* approach. So, off they go in their best outfit to a bottomless brunch, happily sipping on mimosas. And yes, it’s fun, but also a bit unwise, especially after already having had three too many glasses the day before.4. Pisces – The Dreamy Dropout Pisces already struggle enough with reality, but a hangover makes everything even more elusive. They disappear into their bubble, turn on a melancholic playlist, and are only available for a cappuccino and a croissant (these are the best croissants in Paris, by the way). Ideally in bed. In silence.5. Capricorn – The Stubborn Go-Getter (Who Eventually Crashes) Capricorns simply refuse to admit they can have a hangover. So, they get up at 8:00 AM, sharp as a tack, and head to the gym (these are May’s gym irritations) or do the week’s grocery shopping. Until halfway down the aisle at the supermarket, they faint from nausea. Maybe they should just sit down. Or lie down.6. Scorpio – The Overthinker Scorpios are especially busy in their heads with a hangover: What did I say yesterday? What did that one look from my ex mean? Should I have stopped after glass four? They analyze, ruminate, and dramatize everything — and it doesn’t make the hangover any better. Only once they’ve mentally punished themselves are they allowed to relax a little.7. Taurus – The Comfort Food Eater Tauruses feel terrible but know exactly what works: comfort food. Think pizza, cheese sticks, loaded fries, and liters of cola. They wrap themselves in a burrito blanket and binge-watch an entire season. Hangover? Yes. But in style.Small Tip for Everyone Dealing with Hangover Woes This Summer Drink a glass of water between each drink (yes, really), and try a packet of ORS when you get home. It works like a charm. Or just take it from your zodiac sign and plan the next morning off. A brunch date sounds fun, but your couch and a bowl of noodles might just be a better idea. Summer 2025 is in full swing, and if you belong to the sensitive, overthinking, brunching, or crying zodiac signs: you’re not alone. Plan smart, drink wiser, and blame it all on the moon.By Wieke Veenboer
Curious about how someone is in bed? Then you should definitely ask for their birthdate. Because yes, this too can be written in the stars. Whether you're very dominant, shy, open to trying new things, or prefer to stick to the safe and familiar. Wondering which zodiac signs are the real beasts in bed? 1. Scorpio Scorpios love it; they're known for their high libido and aren't afraid to try new things in the bedroom. They enjoy having a partner who can also bring new ideas to the table and definitely need someone who can keep up with their high sex drive. 2. Taurus Tauruses also have a very high libido and can be quite dominant in the bedroom. They enjoy taking their time; they can have quick sessions, but those aren't their favorites. Foreplay is extremely important to Taurus—just as important as the act itself. 3. Gemini You might not always expect it from them, but in the bedroom, a Gemini is a completely different person. As bad as they may be at making decisions in real life, they know exactly what they want sexually. Role-playing, bondage, experimenting with new things—Geminis are up for anything. 4. Leo Leos are true lions in bed. Extremely dominant and very passionate — Leos can sometimes let go and aren't exactly quiet in the bedroom, so complaints from the neighbors might arise.By Wieke Veenboer
