9 items that make men shudder
The poor men, this fashion season we may be sitting cozy and comfy, but our male counterparts will not exactly be feeling warm.
Amayzine presents the 9 items with the greatest chance of a failed date.
The mom jeans
Just when they were getting over the boyfriend jeans, the mom jeans make their entrance. While a well-fitted boyfriend still shows a bit of toned belly and some skin from their girl peeking out from under her loose short sweater, the mom jeans have a high and tight waist and, with a bit of bad luck, a belt wrapped around them. You really need to have a great body to make that sexy.
It may score much better than the mom, but it’s not really date material. Go for the skinny, maybe less trendy but hey, you have a different goal in mind than scoring high on the fashion meter, right?
We don’t need to explain this much, do we? The culotte is the 2014 version of the skirt-pants from the 70s. Not sexy at all, even if Candice or Gisele were to wear it.
Yes, yes, yes, Charlize Theron wore it in Vogue US. But Charlize is Charlize is Charlize and besides, I would bet all my Chanel bags that she wore a different pair of shoes during her first meeting with Sean Penn.
Anything flat has got to go.
See above. And the sneaker is even a degree worse because seductive, charming, and delicate are not exactly adjectives that apply to the sneaker.
Super cute if you’re pruning your roses and showing off a toned size 36 underneath. Combined with just a top and a Louboutin-like heel underneath. If your look doesn’t meet any of these criteria, then you’re lost in terms of seduction. Completely lost.
You drool over all the collections from Céline. He doesn’t. Never will. Let it go.
A trend that many women still can’t get used to. Bury your hopes for an increase in his fashion understanding. Not gonna happen.
Does your fashion heart bleed? A consolation; if he really likes you, it suddenly doesn’t matter at all. Even if you do it all, oh horror, at the same time.
