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DIY: Cosmo's sex positions

If you want to know how to show up a bit stylish at that office job you read Marie Claire. If you want to know what the celebrities have been up to and what they are wearing, you read Grazia. If you want to know how to give a blowjob, how to ask someone out (not necessarily in that order) or do ‘The Beadspread’ with your loved one in bed, you read Cosmopolitan.

Ah, the Cosmo, our refuge for all sorts of lists that explain the big questions of life in 10 to 15 simple steps. How do I make him like me? How do I ask for his number? How do I arrange a date? How do I get a tight and slim summer body in 2 weeks? How do I style my hair without burning it? Cosmo is certainly not shy about bedroom practices and always knows how to surprise its readers with exciting positions you've never heard of but that look really thrilling in the picture. Sexy scissors, wow him powwow, the head game, twirl a girl – oh, the choices are endless!


But for some positions, you really need to have at least a career as a trapeze artist behind you before you can maneuver yourself into the right position, and it also has to feel a bit pleasurable for both parties. It's really not easy. Fortunately, they at Cosmo also know that some positions are downright unrealistic for the average person, so they made these three hilarious videos, in which a couple clad in a naked suit has to perform the positions in a square (why it has to be in public is a mystery to me). And that, that doesn't always go smoothly. Watch and learn, and who knows, you might get some inspiration for tonight.