So much did the marriage of George and Amal cost

George and Amal are married but you already knew that because no website has not written about it. And not without reason because a George who says “yes” is of course also world news. This morning, images finally emerged of The Dress, designed by Oscar de la Renta. It is a bit more conservative than I expected but then again, we are not dealing with a third-rate actress here but with a woman with a remarkably impressive career in the legal field, so strapless and rhinestones were not to be expected.

While the wedding ceremony lasted no longer than 20 minutes, three days were booked to celebrate with about 100 guests. Jet and I were already wondering why Anna Wintour was not present at the Céline show in Paris, but that was because she was in Venice. Also Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Matt Damon, Julia Roberts, Cindy Crawford, and Emily Blunt. They were allowed to stay overnight at Hotel Cipriani, pretty much the most expensive and beautiful hotel in the city, and were then moved to Aman Canal Grande Hotel which with 7 stars is also not bad.

There was plenty of drink, Clooney, together with his best friend and witness Randy Gerber, has his own tequila brand called Casamigos and flew 100 boxes full of it by jet to Venice. All in all, the party cost about 13 million dollars. THIRTEEN MILLION. We think that's a lot. But hey, better expensive than cheap and I really sincerely hope they stay together forever. Ha, look at me being positively colored!