Things that men don't care about during sex
Last week, friend A. forwarded me an article from Cosmopolitan that talked about all the things men do not worry about during sex. An hour after friend A., friend G. also forwarded the same message, so I thought, this piece is the truth and some inquiries indeed confirmed that theory. I previously mentioned that the female brain tends to wander during the act, the male brain is a lot more focused and can easily distinguish between main and side issues. The gist: we have sex, we really don’t care if you haven’t shaved your legs. And the following things also don’t matter to her.
Disclaimer: inquiries with male friends did show that all the points below are not a big deal for a (few) times but that it shouldn’t always be like that.
Whether you are hairless from head to toe
Totally panicking because you last shaved your legs the day before yesterday? No problem, he really won’t notice and he’s not going to kick you out of bed. Or are you in between waxes or shaving sessions and think it’s an unpassable area? For a hot session, he will definitely look past the hairs. Men who make a huge drama out of it are generally dubious.
Whether you are super duper wet
There is a difference between being physically aroused and mentally aroused. As a woman, you can almost faint from excitement, but that there is medium noticeable moisture between your legs, that can happen. For those kinds of situations, lubricant was invented, and lubricant works just fine.
If, uh, strange noises ‘occur’
We once had an intern who talked about “cunt puff” and that sums it up pretty well. Many women cringe at gêbecause it’s not charming, but it’s just what sometimes happens and making a huge drama out of it won’t make it any less awkward. Laugh it off or completely ignore it, but know, it doesn’t matter to him at all and it shouldn’t matter to you either.
If your breasts go in all directions
I have a modest B cup so I don’t know this problem very well, but women who are larger can sometimes find it quite silly that when they are on top, their mood sways back and forth. Don’t do it, don’t be ashamed, men find it incredibly exciting and if it still bothers you, just hold them. They find it even more exciting.
Whether you wear your hair down or up
Down, up, it doesn’t matter, “just let it fall in front of your face and hit us in the eye. We don’t care. We’re having sex.”
Whether you smell like flowers down there
Look, it’s not fun for anyone if you have a herring cart between your legs but a vagina is a vagina is a vagina and it has a certain smell. So does his thing, and as long as it all stays within limits, you don’t make a huge deal out of it either?
PS: next week we will switch roles and talk about things that leave women cold, and yes, there are quite a few.
