MARIANO DI VAIO IS MARRIED!

For those who don't know who Mariano is, lucky you. Mariano is, besides being a blogger and ‘actor’, the vainest man of Instagram and I don't remember how I ever came across his account, but I have been following the best man for at least a year now and every day again I get completely furious with him. He is so intensely aware of his well-groomed appearance that I feel a bit nauseous with every self-glorifying photo. Nevertheless, besides me, there are 4.1 million (!) other people who follow him, mostly women, and their hearts are broken because yesterday Mariano married his Eleonora.

Strangely enough, they didn't post about their engagement on Instagram. A month ago, Eleonora (whom I also follow because I don't want to miss anything) posted that Miss B & MdV (as they call themselves, gag) will get married on the 27th. Shock! Horror! What always amuses me immensely is that she fills her entire account with photos of him and of them together and that he posts a picture once every 5 months where she is also somewhere in a corner. She tags all her photos with his name, he rarely mentions her. But well, they are married now.

He is known for his good looks, great body, fantastic hair, and his impressive fashion sense. How it is even possible that he chooses a woman with the most hideous taste in clothing is completely unclear to me. She is certainly very pretty and all, but the things she pulls out of the closet should never have been made. So tacky, so camp, so ugly. That dress she wore during their engagement party (see it here), how is it possible?!

And again it was a shooting gallery because Miss B managed to choose the ugliest wedding dress in the history of wedding dresses. As my friend Esmée said: “Roy Donders” sister called, she wants her wedding dress back.” I really have a full-time job trying to find as many photos of the bride as possible so I can spot even more ugliness. I know, I am a bad person.

All in all, Mariano is married. For those who, like me, are feasting on this whole story, there is a lot of Instagramming going on so be sure to check under the hashtags #missbemdv and #missbemdvwedding, you don't want to miss this.