Pitch black wonder drink

For Gwyneth Paltrow was it “the best juice cleanse”, Salma Hayek immediately included it in her own juice factory and celebrities swear by this red carpet detox: activated charcoal is it beauty secret of the day. High time that this ends up in our own fridge. It is odorless and tasteless, which is a relief because black juice doesn't sound particularly appealing, I must say.

What is activated charcoal was of course the question that came to my mind, so I went on a quest. Here it comes:
Activated charcoal consists of charred plant material that is activated by oxygen. Still abracadabra for me, but to explain it a bit easier, this drink helps to flush out the toxins from your body. The cells are thus protected against toxins, which helps against acidification of the body (handy during exercise) and it also has a very nice effect on the anti-aging process. So you stay young from it.

You can buy activated charcoal at Detox Delight and there you get it in a bottle along with coconut water, aloe vera, lemon juice, maple syrup, and cayenne pepper. There. Am I going to stock up? Will I then stay forever 25?