BROKEN DILDO?

No problem!

Imagine, you buy a gigantic dildo or a fanatic vibrator, and after a week that thing already gives up. You email the webshop with YO give me a new one because warranty but the webshop says: tough luck, see you later. That's pretty shitty (ha-ha) but you don't dare to contact the ConsuWijzer because it might be a bit embarrassing to say in public that your ultra turbo super dildo has broken down. What do you do then?

Well, pay attention, there is something nice. That same ConsuWijzer has a temporary action where you can anonymously share your complaints and thus get legal advice on what to do. From August 20 to September 10, you can tell what went wrong without filling in your details, and you can find it here.

Hahaha I can totally picture it, such a bouncing egg that never turns off and thus lies vibrating next to your bed forever.

To make it clear to everyone, they have also published some catchy example complaints, and those are (completely unintentionally) particularly funny. “I ordered a pampering package worth 50 euros. Once delivered at home, it turned out there was only a lace thong and a candle in it!” Or, and this is my favorite: “I did receive my Remote Egg on time but it didn't work well at all. At first, it worked at a few meters distance but they said it should work at much more meters. But I have used it a few times now and that is not the case and it also doesn't turn off anymore.” Hahaha I can totally picture it, such a bouncing egg that never turns off and thus lies vibrating next to your bed forever.

Anyway, it is a noble idea of course. “You have more rights than you think,” and that is also true for the guilty pleasures.