A lot of curious things have already been discussed in this column (vibrator around your neck anyone?), but today I have the absolute winner. An item that makes me wonder HOW this could have ever been produced. I really want to know what kind of brainstorming preceded this, and I really want to know who the target audience is. Are you ready?
It is a vibrator with a built-in CAMERA that can be directly connected to FaceTime. You know, so you can watch everything live from the INSIDE. And take pictures. Really guys, this goes about 10 miles too far for me. I don’t understand why there are people with the uncontrollable need to take pictures of their vagina and share them. But to film the INSIDE and then broadcast it live? No. No no no no.
By the way, the device is called the “Sex Selfie Stick” and is the ultimate proof that humanity is completely going downhill. If you’re curious, you can buy the thing here for €165,-. It has various vibration settings and it’s completely waterproof. Still not convinced? Check here a 4.5-minute explanation (which I completely copied, don’t ask me why). Oh, and please don’t send me the pictures. Thank you.
We’ve talked about some really curious things in this column (vibrator around your neck, anyone?), but today’s topic is the absolute winner. An item that really really makes me wonder who on earth decided to manufacture it. That makes me wonder what kind of brainstorm gave birth to it, and what on earth could be its intended audience. Are you ready?
It is a vibrator with a built-in CAMERA that you can connect directly to FaceTime. You know, so you can watch everything live as it’s going on INSIDE. And snap pictures. Really people, this goes about 10 miles too far in my book. To begin with, I really don’t get why people have the uncontrollable urge to take pictures of their intimates and sharing them. But to film INSIDE and then broadcast it live? No. No no no no.
I should mention that the device in question is called the ‘Sex Selfie Stick’, which is the ultimate proof that mankind is doomed. If you’re curious, you can order the thing here for €165. It’s got several vibration modes and it’s completely water-resistant. Not convinced? Watch the 4.5 minute description here (which I watched to the end, don’t ask me why). Oh, and please don’t send me the pics. Thank you.
