Things that the service should not do to me

For those who go out to dinner with me it's not always fun and relaxing. Okay, I exaggerate, but I look around a lot, try to discover the routing of the staff, listen in when a waiter is at another table, and I have an opinion about everything. I can also express myself quite a bit regarding the service. There are very few who are really very good, I think. If there's a sloppy guy at my table, I can get annoyed right away, but that's not fair, because how often did I sit at the table with a hangover...., Imagine, I'm coming to eat with you, then I can already name a few things you really shouldn't do.

That beer from the night before. I'll overlook. Squatting at the table or sitting down on a chair to take the order. Why? So close too. It has such a nonchalant vibe, too popular and maybe also a bit intimidating or something.

• Removing half-full glasses just like that. Hello?.
• Tank tops, shirts, that kind of thing. I always find armpits in my nose very disgusting. Even if they're clean. Brrrr.
• When you ask someone's attention and they see it, but then first chat with their colleague for a while. Exhausting.
• Very.
• strong perfumes I don't find that so great either, but a smell of sweat even less. I texted an old colleague (the perfect hostess) to ask if she had any frustrations we could share together. “Men and bare legs.” Exactly.
• And “Enjoy your meal” is really fine, but “Eat them”? No. No. No. Indeed, very much.
• For the rest, I'm a very easy guest, you know. With a huge smile, I'm already won over.

For those who go out to dinner with me, it's not always fun and relaxing. Okay, I exaggerate, but I look around a lot, try to discover the routing of the...