WHY MAY SAINT FINDS A COMPLETELY NORMAL NAME…

He even disappoints her a bit

There he was. The app with the name of Kanye's child. Don't get me wrong, it's not like Kimye sent me a message. It was Jet who always monitors and spies on the girls' internet and shares all the noteworthy facts in our app group.

Saint was his name. “Of course,” said Joss. “Kanye is God so his son is definitely a saint. Simple.” I know ordinary mortals who name their child Hero. And then they can't even dare to go down the slide, that's tough. Or Angel or Fairy. Set that bar high for the child. If Angel starts bullying or Fairy later has a little teenage drug problem, everything seems just a bit worse.

Names. It remains a thing. I will never forget the newspaper article about a girl from New Zealand who sued her parents. They had given their beloved child the name Talula Does The Hula from Hawaii and she didn't think that was a very good idea. Indeed, very strange.

Other parents make it so extreme that the name is not even granted to a child. The ‘basic rules’ are that a name cannot be longer than 100 characters, it cannot be offensive, and it cannot contain numbers or punctuation marks. Which is strange, because I think my name consists of letters and a hyphen but okay, I'll hear it if I'm doing something criminal.

I don't know what it is with New Zealand, but they apparently have a knack for coming up with unusual names. The name Fish and Chips was also not considered a good idea by the judge. Just like Sex Fruit and Stallion Yeah Detroit by the way. They didn't get through either.

The name Midnight Chardonnay was actually considered a fine idea by the judge. In fact; they even had one together.

When you look at it all, Saint is a fine name. Almost simple. I hope Kim and Kanye have many more children together. And that they then go a bit more all out on the name front. Nobility obliges, shall we say.