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19x the weirdest quotes from Kanye West
If there were only one person allowed to walk around this planet with the diagnosis of ‘narcissistic personality disorder’, it would be Kanye West. Not a week goes by without that crazy guy saying something that has us all in stitches. It would be downright absurd that Keeping Up With The Kardashians still hasn't won any Emmys... And the fact that he understands nothing about politics, even hates it, and still wants to run as a presidential candidate for the US in 2020, is of course completely logical. Just because Kanye says it and Kanye is a hero, you get it, I get it.
Here they come, the most brilliant statements from the rapper of all time:
1. “If you're just the very best, then you simultaneously get the most haters.”
2. “If I ever worked in art, my goal would be to become bigger than Picasso. People always find it strange to compare yourself to someone who has done and achieved so much, but that's exactly a mentality that suppresses humanity.”
3. “One of my biggest struggles has always been my ego. And if I, Kanye West, can remove my ego, then there is still hope for everyone.”
4. “There is no living celebrity that more weapons are aimed at right now than me, but I also don't think there is a more prosperous celebrity.”
5. “I am God's ship. My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live.”
6. “I think Kanye West is going to mean something to people like Steve Jobs did. I am the Steve of fashion and culture.”
7. “I hate it when I wake up on a flight with a bottle of water next to me. Oh, great. Now I have to be responsible for this bottle.”
8. “You should actually only believe about 90 percent of the words I say. Or maybe nothing at all. I could also be fucking with you, with the world, with everyone all the time.”
9. “I don't even listen to rap myself. My apartment is way too nice to listen to rap in.”
”Not a week goes by without that crazy guy saying something that has us all in stitches”
10. About Kim Kardashian: “You all act like this isn't the most beautiful woman of all time. I couldn't care less what kind of coat she's wearing.”
11. “A visit to my mind is like a visit to the Hermès factory. That shit is real.”
12. “I am so credible, influential, and so relevant that I can change things.”
13. “I'm too busy writing history that I can read back myself.”
14. “Fur pillows are a drama to actually sleep on.”
15. “Imagine if one day I woke up and I would be crazy. What would I do then?”
16. “I am the absolute number one in music. That means every other breathing musician is number two anyway.”
17. “There were about 20 to 50 characters in the Bible. Don't you think I should be one of those characters in today's modern Bible?"
18. “I am on my way to becoming the Tupac of clothing.”
19. “’What do you mean?’ by Justin Bieber was definitely my favorite song of 2015.”
I say: Kanye for president.
