Happy & Healthy

7 QUESTIONS MEN SHOULD NOT ASK US

There are certain questions that make steam come out of our ears when they are asked. Especially when they are asked by a boyfriend. Our minds immediately start racing with the worst thoughts: does he not find me attractive anymore, am I too fat, blablabla.

“Are you wearing this?”

“YES, I AM WEARING THIS, DON'T YOU LIKE IT OR SOMETHING?”

“Are you still going to work out?”

“WHY, DO YOU THINK I SHOULD WORK OUT THEN?”

“Are you on your period?”

“I AM NOT GOING TO ADMIT THAT I AM INDEED ON MY PERIOD AND SUPER GRUMPY.”

“Is something wrong?”

“YES, OF COURSE SOMETHING IS WRONG, BUT I DON'T FEEL LIKE TALKING ABOUT IT.”

“I really am not hungry right now, are you?”

“WHUTTT NO, I AM NOT HUNGRY, NO. I JUST FEEL LIKE HAVING SOMETHING TASTY, LEAVE ME ALONE.”

“Did you not have plans with your friends?”

“YES, I DID, BUT I FELT LIKE HAVING A QUIET EVENING AND ALREADY FELT GUILTY FOR CANCELING AND NOW YOU'RE MAKING IT EVEN WORSE.”

“Huh, did you buy something again?”

“LEAVE ME ALONE, THIS IS TOO CONFRONTING, BECAUSE YES, I DID INDEED BUY SOMETHING AGAIN.”