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9 HASHTAGS THAT OFFICE TIGERS RECOGNIZE

Well, what do you want on an online editorial team? We just think in hashtags. So it was time for the big At The Office Checklist. Here they come, all #ThoughtsThatCrossYourMindWhenYouAreAtTheOffice.

#AccidentallyPressedReplyAll

And that was of course not the intention at all. And then you can send ‘SORRRRYYYY’ after it, but then you bother everyone once again. Just act like you didn't notice. But do straighten it out immediately if there is information in there that wasn't meant for everyone's eyes.

#HelpIMustPoop

Okay HAHA, I'm not going to name names (you want me to, right, little disaster tourists), but some people easily take a dump at the office. I, on the other hand, am super panicky and can’t do my business anywhere except at home.

#FuckMyDiet

I think about it daily. Together with Josselin. And Daniëlle. Because we know: life is a lot more fun if you’re not a fit girl. And otherwise you have to this read a little more and then you’ll be completely convinced, trust me.

#CaughtByMyBossOnFacebook

“Uh, yeah, no, that’s called research, you know… I get that it looks like I’m not figuring anything out, but actually I clicked on this cat video on Facebook because I’m working on an article about cats. Yeah, really.”

#YesIEatAgainBehindMyDesk

Fortunately, our Amayzine lunch moment is sacred. But at almost all my previous jobs, I consistently ate behind my desk. Isn’t that just not cozy, people?

#IHateThisPrinter

Printers are made to irritate. That’s a fact. I sit next to the printer, so now I think about thirty-two times a day that I’m popular for no reason. Yeah, no, that’s fine, go ahead.

Printers are made to irritate

#WhyIsItSoWarm/ColdHere

The office at Pilotenstraat 23 is a mystery. One day it’s scorching hot (thank god for air conditioning), the next day it’s freezing cold. Jacket on, jacket off; it remains a dilemma.

#WhereIsTheCoffee

In other words: the four o'clock slump. You probably know it, we all suffer from it. Here at the office, we use Watie (check it out here) to train our arm muscles and get away from the desk.

#GebruikAlsjeblieftJeKoptelefoon

We can be brief about this: not everyone has the same taste in music. Although Jet is the music chef and the hits are almost always nice. #JetIsOnVacationAndWeMissOurChef.