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eight SEXY FACTS TO SPICE UP EASTER BREAKFAST

It's Easter. You're sitting at the table with your (in-law) family and have already eaten more in two days than is good for you. Time for some fun, I thought, and recently there was an extremely interesting piece in Panorama that can help with that. Namely, a list of juicy sex facts that you can casually sprinkle over the table for a bit of excitement. Just be careful that no one chokes on an egg.

Fact #1
The purpose of the male orgasm is quite clear: to make babies. But what is the female orgasm actually good for? Well, it helps to promote pregnancy. “The rhythmic pulsating movement of the vaginal wall during a female orgasm helps to push the sperm towards the uterus and into the cervix.” Sounds pretty exciting, doesn't it?

Fact #2
Transsexual porn on the internet? It is most viewed by heterosexual men. Really. Especially ‘shemales’ do well. Transgender porn (women with penises, that is) ranks fourth in popularity. Keep that in mind when looking at your male table companions.

Fact #3
Female penguins engage in prostitution. Research has shown that female penguins offer sex to males that are not theirs, in exchange for stones to build a nest. So it really is the oldest profession in the world.

Fact #4
90% of people sometimes think about someone other than the one they are having sex with at that moment. Neighbors, colleagues, and friends are most often mentioned in the thought stream. Nice.

Feit #5
When men shave their pubic hair, it is almost always because a bald cut makes it look like the penis looks bigger.

Fact #6
Half of women lie about the number of sexual partners they have had. The rule of 3 comes into play here: men exaggerate the number of sexual partners by 3, women downplay it by 3. So if your boyfriend says he has slept with 30 girls? That means it's actually 90. And if your girlfriend talks about 12? That means 36 men clean on the hook.

Fact #7
The penis of the Dutch man is on average just over 15 centimeters. Nepal and Thailand have the smallest penises: an average of 9 centimeters.

Fact #8
A fat man has better sexual stamina than a thin man. Yes, really. A man with more fat on his body lasts an average of 7 minutes, a slim man 2 minutes. So next time, go for that cheerful chubby guy.

Read all the facts in Panorama via Blendle.