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I HAVE TWO DAYS OF SALARY NOW AND IT'S ALREADY ALMOST GONE. WHERE DOES IT GO WRONG?
I'm pretty good at coming up with titles, so you probably already know what this piece is about, but for clarity: I just can't handle money. As soon as my salary is deposited, the money burns in my pockets. Very strange. I'll now list what I want to buy (and have bought) with my last salary.
1. A MacBook Air. I really need it because I'm still working on a beast from 2006. And that's not a typo. Update: I've bought it by now.
2. Here’s the thing. I really have absolutely no clothes left because I've finally lost some weight. (I KNOW) Which means a lot of clothes are suddenly too big. Moreover, the new clothes I've already bought are in the wash. So new clothes are what I need! I definitely need a pair of jeans and some shirts, and new shoes, because a new body deserves new shoes. Update: there are a lot of things in shopping carts all over the internet.
3. My head looks terrible. I'm pale. Cause? This F***ING SUMMER of course. In any case, I need the new Chanel CC Cream color 30. Update: ordered.
4. I have no perfume left. All my bottles are spoiled, it's outrageous. I think it's because I live on the fourth floor, where all the (so-called) summer heat accumulates to annoy me and my perfumes. In short, I need new perfumes. The problem is that my love is mainly directed towards Orchid Soleil by Tom Ford, which won't be available until the end of July. But then my money will of course be gone, because I always spend everything within two days. By the way, I really have to recommend that perfume to you, it's a fantastic powdery, heavy blend with a sun-milk-like touch.
”In two days, all my money will be gone. I'm already dreading it”
5. Oh, there's a solution. I can pre-order it! Then I've paid for it right away and the money can't be gone later, because I've already spent it. Kudos for this great solution.
6. So I also want a Wedgie from Levi’s. And I've explained why I want it on this site, do I really have to do that again? Okay then. The high butt is just so super sexy nineties, it somehow reminds me of Kelly and Brenda from Beverly Hills 90210. And that, dear people, is just good news.
7. There needs to be a new laptop case because I currently have an ugly case that is not normal, it's just a flag on a mud boat. Moreover, there is a beautiful blue laptop case from Marc Jacobs on sale at the Bijenkorf. Look, then my finger naturally goes to the shopping cart button!
8. I just ordered contact lenses. Very expensive, because my eyes can't tolerate cheap ones. And that has nothing to do with being pretentious or that I'm a snob. I really have very sensitive eyes. Sure, I could have worn my glasses for a month to save money, after all, I have a thick fat statement glasses from Cazal, but I think: you shouldn't wear such glasses every day for a whole month. Because then no one sees how cool your glasses actually are and that would be a shame. It's the compliments that I live for.
9. I need to go to the nail salon, like, really badly. My unpainted nails ruin all my open shoes and that's pure capital destruction. This way, my nails downgrade all my shoes, it's a drama. And that h needs to be added to emphasize the issue.
In short, blind panic! In two days, all my money will be gone. I'm already dreading it. And I just don't know where it goes wrong. You?
