Fun & Famous
KATE, LEO, WHAT ARE YOU TWO HIDING?
Ever since the Oscars took place last Sunday, there are a few things people are still talking about and Leonardo Dicaprio and Kate Winslet are at the top of that list. Leo finally got to take home a gold statue of his own, and Kate because she was walking down the red carpet in a shiny trash bag, but also because she was photographed alongside Leo on the red carpet (in that bag).
The Internet went berserk hoping for a Titanic reconciliation and people kept screaming LeoKate this and LeoKate that. And rightfully so, more power to them. But I have a theory, better yet, a conspiracy, that I want to share with you guys.
There have been two minor incidents that, funny enough, no one is addressing, but it could be the biggest cover up on the history of all Hollywood love affairs. You've probably seen the video I'm talking about. The one in which Leo awkwardly, yet at the same time charmingly, waits for his name to be engraved into his Oscar. If not, check it out below. And pay close attention to what he says to the people around him.
The best part is obviously when he makes a joke about the fact that it's his very first time there, but what's more interesting is what he says at the 0:48 minute mark. Listen to it again...
DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE SAID? I mean, I think it's pretty clear that he says “my wife is here” to the guy next to him. After which he looks somewhat embarrassed and caught. I'm tellin’ ya, this guy is secretly married to Kate Winslet.
And they're not only married. No. Kate's got a bun in the oven. Leo's of course. There was a moment on the red carpet that they were talking to Cate Blanchett and Brie Larson. And they kept talking. It was impossible to wipe the grandiose smile off of Cate's face as she touched Kate's belly, and her smile widens even, and then the three of them cuddle. Kate's publicisits are still trying to keep everything on the D-L telling us that all Cate wanted to do was “touch the fabric of Kate's incredible dress.” I smell bullshit.
Kate and Leo are married and are having a baby. The fact that Kate is married to Ned Rocknroll is just a minor detail. Kate and Leo. KATE AND LEO. If that were to happen, we could all die happily. She did never let go.
