Fun & Famous

NOBODY WANTS TO LIVE NEXT TO THE KARDASHIANS

Just name a family next to whom you really wouldn't want to live, oh my god, right? Do the Kardashians come to mind? You're not the only one. And this is not just my opinion, but really based on research, okay?.

The worst-neighbor question was recently posed to 2000 people, and it turned out that 20 percent of them really don't seem to enjoy living next to the circus that is called Kardashian. I don't find that so crazy when you get questions about noise complaints, the newest mini-Kardashian on the way to the nest (Yes, Rob and Blac Chyna, I'm looking at you) and Kris Jenner's tall trees blocking your sunlight. And I might even be forgetting the worst part: the HUNDREDS of important packages received daily that are NOT for you. Look, Kimmie, if I were your neighbor, I would just deny until death that that Balmain box ever crossed my path, but that's beside the point.

‘And I haven't even mentioned the great story for the Christmas table yet…’

Anyway, almost half of the respondents find it terrible to live next to a celebrity. What's number 2 on the nightmare neighbor list? Justin Bieber. Just imagine, all those Beliebers at your front gates with binoculars. Brrrr. And it was already known that Justin could argue with his surroundings, right? Did he intentionally wake his neighbors up at night with the roar of his Ferrari? Ridiculously many nighttime parties with booming beats organized? And throwing eggs? And then threatening a few people when something was said? Call me crazy Henkie, I would trade it for that.

Because secretly, it seems to me like a huge party to have a big celeb next to you. And Justin is just way too sexy not to live next to, and I could probably get along just fine with the Kardashians. Just think of all the benefits. The grand parties where Kendall's +1 Gigi is, Kim brings Valentino, and Kanye invites Jay-Z and Beyoncé. And man, I haven't even mentioned the ‘do you know who I live next to?’-great story for that Christmas drink.. So Kimmie, Biebje, anyone need me as a neighbor? I'm available.