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OH MY: BEN AFFLECK HAS HAD HIS ENTIRE BACK TATTOOED…

And of course Kiek has something to say about it

In case you missed it: Ben Affleck has a new tattoo. And not just any tattoo: folks, this is (sorry Ben, I really think you're great otherwise) a monster of a thing.

So you wake up on a lovely sunny morning in fine Los Angeles, you think very VERY carefully about this choice, you should have thought it through a bit better and then decide: this is it. A humongous brightly colored phoenix across your ENTIRE back. Don’t get me wrong Ben, to each their own and I’m not a tattoo hater at all, quite the opposite. But I know better than anyone how it is to get something permanently inked on your body that you later think: so…

Now Ben already had tattoos. Among other things, barbed wire around his right arm and a dolphin on his hip, where the name of a school friend used to be. And okay, the new phoenix in the family is perhaps not exactly stylish, but his ex-girlfriend Jennifer Lopez adds a little more fuel to the fire. “It’s disgusting! It has way too many colors. His tattoos always have way too much color.” Ouch.

Ben, if you’re reading this, I know a really good tattoo removal center in LA. If not, then I wish Mister Phoenix and you a very pleasant life, as long as my friend doesn’t get any ideas.

Check out the tattoo here.