Fun & Famous

OH MY: NAKED KIM K.,

what are you doing NOW?!

She did it again. Kim Kardashian #breakstheinternet again. Now I know that the lady of the night is known for regularly throwing vulgar selfies on Instagram, but people. Seriously. This. Beats. Everything. What on earth is this woman thinking?

Our sales queen Danielle lets out a scream. “Oh no. OH NO. How intense!” “What? WHAT?”, is my response. Is Anouk having triplets? Is Giel Beelen really stopping his morning show? Have embarrassing images surfaced of the (champagne included), I was exhausted on Saturday and still dead tired on Sunday. So I took Monday off and it was quite a party. I had slept in that weekend, so on that Monday I got up pretty early (half past 9) and did whatever I felt like all day. where we had too much champi? It all flashes through my mind.

“Look, check Kim K's Insta.” I don't even need to know. I know exactly what trick Kim has pulled. The naked butt trick. I can't help but look right away. Small note: it’s also the naked tit trick. And the naked flamingo trick. It’s downright intense (just look here if you really want to see…).

Under the photo, thousands of comments gather in no time. From dirty porn talk from old men: ‘Show us what’s next, sexy babe’ to the typical female reaction in this situation. ‘Eeeew, seriously, what are you doing?’

Kim seriously doesn’t know what the word privacy means. She doesn’t know what it’s like to sometimes just keep something for yourself and I actually find that quite sad. Do you find it strange if you’ve shared everything on TV all the time? My vicarious embarrassment makes way for a kind of sympathy. Watch out, Kim, a few million extra Insta-followers are coming your way, you know Oh, that was your goal too? Uh, successful, I guess.