Fun & Famous

THE FUTURE ACCORDING TO KANYE

Things are not going so well with Kanye. First, he says during a performance that he would have voted for Trump if he had even bothered to vote, because he didn't. Then he criticizes Jay-Z and Beyoncé. And then he cancels his entire tour and is admitted to a hospital in Los Angeles. What’s going on, Ye? I can’t keep up.

But there’s more, because Kanye has once again given us insight into the future and what we can all expect. Yes, in addition to rapper, clothing designer, Twitter troll, and husband, he can also add fortune teller to his resume. Because boys and girls, in the future we will never talk to each other according to Kanye. Nope. All communication will henceforth be via emoticons. Funny though; someone who earns millions precisely through his words finds words overrated.

“It’s funny because I earn my money from words, but words get in the way of what you’re actually trying to say. Thank God for emoticons. Often you only need one emoticon to get through a whole day,” says Mr. West.

So if I understand correctly, my texts for Amayzine will look quite different soon. Sneak peek?

Sorry, I still need to work on my creativity, so I borrowed some words from The Fresh Prince. If Melania is allowed to do it, then I can too?