Fun & Famous

THE PUSSY-BLOUSE OF MELANIA

Last night, the second debate took place between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. The swords were sharpened, because after the leaked video in which Donald says he can do anything ‘with the ladies’, things were naturally heated. Hillary had put on a beautiful power suit that this grumpy editor-in-chief had nothing to criticize.

Before the presidential candidates entered the arena, their partners came up. It's actually quite a bizarre situation, because what if you don't have a partner? Suppose our Mark Rutte was born in America and also became the leader of the country there, would he send his mother up on stage?

“The pussy-bow blouse from Gucci was, however well attempted, perhaps still not quite the right choice…”

Anyway, Melania and Bill took the stage. Of course, Melania had thought carefully about her outfit. She does nothing else and she enjoys it. She chose color, fashion (Gucci), and neatness. Everything to polish the tarnished image of her husband a bit. As the wife of the man who says he ‘can grab women by the pussy’, you have to show the most modest version of yourself.

So Melania chose a high-neck blouse with an oh-so-trendy yet intensely proper bow. What our Melania had just forgotten when she pressed the ‘purchase’ button while ordering her blouse from Net-A-Porter was to check the name of the top.

The pussy-bow blouse from Gucci was, however well attempted, perhaps still not quite the right choice…