WAT VROUWEN NIET BEGRIJPEN OVER MANNEN
Zoals je je misschien herinnert, Reddit is mijn favoriete site als het gaat om uit te zoeken wat mensen bezighoudt in de digitale wereld. Deze site wordt voornamelijk gedomineerd door mannen, maar dat kleine groepje vrouwen is onlangs samengekomen om te proberen het antwoord te krijgen op de volgende vragen: “Wat is het ene ding dat je gewoon niet kunt begrijpen over jongens?” De antwoorden waren zeker bekende, dus dames, de volgende keer dat je met het andere geslacht omgaat, vraag ze deze vragen en aarzel niet om hun antwoorden met mij te delen?
– “I want to know how the fuck you guys take your shirt off by pulling it over your head from behind. How? I don’t understand. Also, why are you in the bathroom so long to shit? Is there some kind of web conference going on that I’m not aware of?”
– “Why does it take 45 minutes to almost over an hour for you guys to “poop”?”
– “When watching TV, reading or on the computer why is your hand always down your pants??? I just don’t get it.”
– “Sorry for bitching, and this certainly doesn’t apply to all guys, but how do you not notice when that girl you’re hitting on isn’t interested, or worse yet; growing increasingly uncomfortable?”
– “I don’t understand how men can hang out together all the time, and have no substantial conversations. My husband can watch football with a buddy for 12 hours and basically say nothing. How does that happen?”
– “Why most guys can just turn their emotions off like it's nothing.”
– “I want to know what it’s like when guys poop. Does your dick touch the water? Do you hold it to make it not touch? And what if you have to shit AND pee? Which one is done first?”
– “Do you just not see the mess? On my husband’s days off, he always asks me what I want him to do around the house that day. I don’t know, look around. If it needs cleaned, clean it. Why are you even asking?”
– “Why do you get so nitpicky about removing pubic hair? It’s not that much of a problem.”
– “Why we simply can’t pull over and ask someone for directions or use our GPS like sane millennials in the 21st century.”
– “How come when we are sick we are expected to still do everything as usual, but when you are sick the world is obviously ending and you are dying from a cold?”
– “How they can feel comfortable all day with a hanging appendage between their legs.
And where exactly their cock is in jeans. Is it like off to the side on one leg?”
