Fun & Famous
WHAT REALTORS SAY AND WHAT THEY MEAN
You know, my career as a realtor is always on the rise. Rasker Realty has the most beautiful properties for sale and the clients appreciate that. Now I can imagine that you also see a life as a realtor as appealing, so let me help you and explain what all those beautiful words of ours actually mean.
“Close to highways”
This house is located on, next to, on, or under a highway. Or this house IS a highway.
“Charming”
Small, stuffy, dark; with a little goodwill, a broom closet can also be called quite charming.
“Authentic”
Old. Half decayed. The ruins in Greece are also very authentic, but don't think it's fun to live in a dilapidated building.
“City garden”
Three paving stones and some moss in between can easily be labeled as a city garden.
“Unique property”
Designed by a not quite successful architect who poured all his frustration into this property resulting in something so ugly it's not even worth looking at.
“Vibrant neighborhood”
You trip over cafes and you should especially not think that you will have a pleasant night's sleep here.
“Original layout”
Many strange little rooms that you can't really do anything with, but hey! It is original.
“Within walking distance of...”
In theory, you could also walk to Moscow, but that's not fun for anyone. Within walking distance means nothing.
“To be arranged according to your own wishes”
This house is an empty shell, you have to do EVERYTHING to it.
“Surprisingly spacious”
The house is small, awkward (“original”), but if you just don't put any furniture in it, it does seem surprisingly spacious. And minimalist living is very much in vogue.
