Amayzine

the 17 REASONS WHY I AM A TERRIBLE PERSON

In general, I consider myself to be quite a good person. In high school, I was never part of the mean girls and at work, I don't fall into that category either. But every now and then, there are those little things that make me think there really is a terrible person inside me. Admit it: secretly, you do this too.

  1. If you call me and I text that I'll call you back soon, the chance that I actually do this is not realistic. #sorrynotsorry
  2. I did see your message come in, but I just don't feel like responding, so I don't open it and pretend I'm really busy.
  3. Sometimes I say that I'm busy in the evening, but the only thing I'm busy with is doing nothing and Netflixing.
  4. not holding the elevator door open when someone wants to get in last minute.
  5. Hanging clothes back on another rack in a store because I'm too lazy to take them to the right rack.
  6. This also applies to products in the supermarket.
  7. I've once blamed the post for something I forgot to send.
  8. I never fold my boxes when I throw them in the trash, which makes that thing fill up quickly, and I just leave the rest of the cardboard next to the trash can (= total mess).
  9. Getting angry at people who don't recycle, but not always doing it myself.
  10. I also sometimes say that I don't have any change when a collection comes to the door, while I really do have a few cents in my wallet.
  11. Telling street vendors that I already support the charity they are promoting, which is not true. (Now I want you to know that I genuinely do support a good cause and I try to switch it up a bit every year.)
  12. Yelling at tourists on my bike. Hello, I live in Amsterdam. So it's allowed.
  13. And maybe I once said that a baby was very cute, even though that wasn't really the case.
  14. I always sing off-key along with music, but as soon as someone else does it, I get incredibly annoyed with them.
  15. Building a sort of barricade around me on the train with all my bags, so that no one sits next to me.
  16. I often have my earbuds in, but without music. Just because I don't feel like being disturbed.
  17. When I still lived with my ex and we were watching a series together, I secretly watched episodes without him. I'm just immensely impatient, sorry.

I know, I’m an awful human being. Okay, bye.