9 bizarre dating sites that really exist
Every writer has periods, let's just say. I am currently focused on the freaky stuff. Always fun. And I have laughed a lot while making this list. Behold: the absolute worst online matchmaking sites on our planet:
1. Fat Bastard Dating
This is exactly what you think it is. A dating site in England, for, uh, fat bastards. Be sure to read along: “Being a fat bastard doesn’t mean you have to be single forever. It also doesn’t mean you have to get in shape to find a date. If you’re comfortable in your skin and want to find the perfect partner who appreciates you for who you are, then sign up.” Laughing out loud.
2. Purrsonals.com
The idea? Meet other cat lovers who match your Purrrrrsonality. Rate each other's cat with the webcam and see if the little creature could fit with you. Which is of course vital when looking for a new partner, every cat lover understands that immediately.
3. Gluten Free Singles
The best way to find a gluten-free partner? Exactly. This goes far, people, this goes FAR.
4. GothicMatch.com
I get the feeling that this subgroup is kind of dying out. How nice that you can trace your companion with a love for black online? “We are a free online gothic dating site offering a completely free gothic dating service for goth and emo singles seeking goths friendship and matrimony in your area.” Watching Orange Is The New Black together on the couch is not going to happen here, I fear.
5. All horse freaks in gallop!
Guess who you might meet at the dating site ‘Love Horse – dating for horse and country lovers’. You can make hearts out of horseshoes together and so on. Super fun.
6. Ugly Schmucks
If your self-esteem is completely lost, you can always sign up for Ugly Schmucks. Because there are quite a few of those ‘ugly ones’ in the world, I read. And every pot has a lid. WHY WOULD YOU SIGN UP FOR THIS?!
7. Farmer Wants a Wife
Farmer Seeks Wife, à la 2027. Ha, beat that Yvon Jaspers.
8. Clown dating
The horror. On. Earth. This. Really. Exists. “It’s no fun looking for love when you’re a clown, behind all the make-up and the red nose is a lonely heart. Clowns are unique entertainers loved by some yet feared and hated by others. Luckily Clown Dating is here to help.” Shivering. Trembling.
9. DiaperMates
The largest online dating site for ‘adult babies’ and adults with serious fantasies about diapers, pacifiers, and stuff. Enjoy watching Bob the Builder together with a bottle of Brinta on the couch. Yikes.
The internet. Remains a weird thing, huh. Oh, and you might also find this interesting: 10 apps you won't believe exist.
