5x bizarre sex dreams
(and what they want to tell you...)
Have you ever had that? Waking up with the thought: what the heck was I thinking? Or with a crazy smirk on your face because you had a really special night with -name of very hot person-? Welcome to the world of wacko sex dreams, darling. These are the most common:
1. Sex with your ex
Perhaps the craziest: waking up super confused because you spent the whole night fooling around with an ex-lover. Now you might immediately think that you still have feelings for him. Maybe, maybe. But if you dig deeper into your thoughts, it could be that certain issues haven't been properly resolved? Maybe your dream is trying to close chapters of history. Nothing to worry about. stukken geschiedenis af te sluiten. Nothing to worry about dus.
2. Sex with a celeb
I was invited for a backstage interview right after his concert, and in the private press room things got steamy. Then a little ride in his private jet for a literal highlight and waking up with a big smile and then feeling a bit bummed too. Well, then you feel sad, I can tell you. Especially when it’s about JUSTIN EFFING BIEBER. But hey, I did a little round with the editorial team and I'm not the only one. We've already had ‘sex’ with Chuck Bass from Gossip Girl, Damon Salvatore from The Vampire Diaries, and Burrows from Prison Break. I'm very normal. What does it mean? A dream like this can say something about your desire for more wealth or recognition. And okay, the chance that you are more obsessed with a celeb than you actually want to admit is also present. Sorry.
3. When you cheat
Waking up and immediately feeling super guilty. Should all alarm bells go off? Are you about to cheat? Look, it is generally assumed that you dream to process the events you experienced during the day. Additionally, there is also the theory that your subconscious uses dreams to make something clear to you. You don't have to believe that at all, but taking a moment to reflect on your dreams is never a bad idea. Maybe it's a subconscious signal that you're missing 'something' in your relationship. Is the emphasis on sex? Then you might be shortchanging yourself sexually. However, if the emphasis in the dream is more on tenderness and attention from the mysterious person, then that could indicate that you are missing attention in your current relationship. is nooit een slecht idee. Misschien is het wel een onderbewust seintje dat je ‘iets’ mist in je relatie. Ligt de nadruk op de seks? Dan zou je jezelf op seksueel vlak tekort kunnen doen. Ligt de nadruk in de droom echter meer op tederheid en attentie van de mysterious person, dan zou dat er op kunnen wijzen dat je in je huidige relatie aandacht mist.
4. When he cheats
Waking up in the middle of the night with a stab of jealousy. And even stronger, the next day secretly being a bit angry at your partner, while that poor guy hasn't done anything. What could it indicate? Insecurity. Fear of being abandoned. Maybe you're afraid of being (again) cheated on or maybe there have been things happening in your daily life that could have triggered the dream. Is there someone in his life that you just don't fully trust? It could also be that his behavior makes you think and that this really comes to light in your dream.
5. Sex with your boss/neighbour/best friend/someone you don't want to have sex with
Also known as the ewwww dream. Waking up and wondering if your mind is completely off the rails. It could just be that in your dream you're suddenly passionately kissing that creepy, dirty upstairs neighbour that you can't stand and with whom you arguing have. Or maybe you've had a little incident with your boss. Emotions can simply be transformed into sexual expression in dreams. Disappointment, anger, sadness, and frustrations suddenly turn into hardcore porn and BAM, there you go. A bit less of this nightly misery.
