6 rules for the bedroom

What you are allowed to stick to, because between the sheets there should especially be nothing. I think. Yes, except that it should remain fun. But if we are to believe sexologists, these are the rules that make sex go through the roof. Whether it's him, or you, or her. Whoever you want.

1. Do with him (or her) what you also enjoy. And even if you have a duhuh moment now, it's still good to keep in mind that if he descends to the lower regions for some oral pleasure and fun with you (while you think this in the meantime). But not you.

 
2. Your sex life is not a price comparison. So Truus and Kees next door can't get enough of each other and even manage a quickie between the paperwork of the accounting? Nice for Truus and Kees, but don't compare it to your sex life. If it even crosses your mind that he or she doesn't feel like getting it on tonight, then especially don't say it. That will catapult all the horniness out the window and with a bit of bad luck into Kees and Truus's bedroom window.

 
3. What turns you on, so not what turns you down. If you find his feet a bit mwah, then just leave those things alone. Think instead about what excites you. According to the sexologist, that leads to hotter sex.

 
4. For when you're in the mommy-daddy story: plan date nights without the kids. And not in the form of: they are so nicely in bed early tonight, but how nice they are at grandma and grandpa's on the other side of the country. Because then you can do it on the stairs, in the kitchen, on the way in the hallway... Well, you get it.

 
5. Have sex. Weekly. Yes, because once a week is apparently the ideal frequency (says science). ). Just tell that to Truus and Kees when they are bragging again that they are going at it like rabbits.

 
6. Don't dive right in, but also spend time on the outside. It might be nice to the point to go straight to the real work, but spending time on the outside without immediately going to the act leads to more orgasms. Look, and everyone wants that, right?