Amayzine's great penis encyclopedia
The male penis. So many types, so many sizes. Where actually only one thing applies: nothing is normal. And we love you all. Really. A lot even (as long as you are into penises of course). And it is also really true that it's better to have a small one that gets hard, than a big one that refuses, and that heavenly oral can almost make up for any shortcoming. But because we are also curious about what can hang between the legs, here is Amayzine's great penis encyclopedia.
Today: penises, the types and sizes. An exploration of the external characteristics of the male genitalia.
Circumcised or uncircumcised
As you probably know, the glans of the man is covered by a piece of skin in a flaccid state: the foreskin. In a circumcised penis, this piece is removed. This provides a number of hygiene benefits, which is why it is common in some cultures to have all boys undergo this procedure. In Jewish culture, it is part of the religion, but also in, for example, North America, it is customary to free boys from their little cap. A glans that no longer has a foreskin is a bit less sensitive. Hence, men who come too quickly sometimes take the step to the surgeon.
Gnome hat
The opposite of the circumcised penis is the gnome hat. This foreskin is so large that it forms a little tip on top of the glans. Even in an erect state, the foreskin still needs to be pushed back. This penis is very sensitive to bacteria and therefore needs to be cleaned extra well!
Hair on the lance
Most tampeloeresses are hairless. But, as we said, nothing is abnormal, so you can also encounter a gentleman with hair on it. That hair can be fluffy, but also stiff like pubic hair. Shaving is not a good idea due to the stubble that forms. If it's just a few hairs, epilating is the best solution.
The smoothie
With a shaved pubic area, a penis quickly seems a few centimeters longer. Hence, a bald sack is becoming increasingly popular. A special case is the baboon: a man who is super hairy everywhere but bald in his pubic area. Selected trimming techniques with different attachments can ensure a more even transition here.
Blood penis or meat penis
Does he have a shower or a grower? Some penises are always large, even when they are flaccid. But when they get hard, they don't change much in size. This is the so-called meat penis. Then there is the blood penis. In a flaccid state, you would almost be shocked, but when it comes into action, it can become three times as large. Surprise!
The eggplant
This club is short but thick. We're talking about a circumference of more than 12 centimeters, with a length in an erect state of less than fifteen centimeters.
The horn
This boy has a promising start but gets narrower as you get closer to the glans.
The stem
This swan is long and thin, think celery size. The bearer of it is often proud of the length but does not realize that the poking in the cervix can be somewhat disturbing. To give some measurements: a circumference of less than 9 centimeters, but a length of more than 19 centimeters.
The hockey stick
A little curve is normal. But have you ever encountered a penis whose tip was at a sharp angle to the shaft? That can be the result of a condition called Peyronie's. From one day to the next, a strange bend appears in the pudding gun. If this makes intercourse impossible, it is possible to surgically straighten the penis. Furthermore, nothing helps against this condition. But... good news: a bend in the willy can actually stimulate the G-spot!
The Pythagorean theorem
We all know the principle of left or right-handed. This is about the flaccid state. But some clubs stand at a right angle to the body in an erect state. As a woman, you then have to sit on it at an angle.
The Amsterdammer
The pole among the penises. The archetypal porn penis. The third leg. The child’s arm. This one is long and thick and, contrary to what men think, not always very handy. Lubricant is not superfluous with this gentleman. And sometimes it just doesn't go in at all. And anal sex? NO WAY, JOSE.
Skippy balls
Or bull balls. Such a nice big sack of balls that happily slaps against you when he takes you from behind.
Tinky winky
The micropenis, you wouldn't want to be born with it. This little mouse is only a few centimeters long, even in an erect state. As a man, you can do absolutely nothing about this. And after seeing the clip below from Howard Stern, we even want to claim that men with small penises are modern heroes.
Now that we know a bit more about what a penis can look like, next time we will tell you more about the unique properties of the male member.
