this is what you do when YOU'RE REALLY BIG ON INSTA
You know exactly what I'm talking about. You follow them on Instagram, and so do I. The Insta rich & famous people of the earth who carelessly blast a little photo into the world and within three seconds have 1500 likes. Now Elke and I were just rambling this week about when you really know you're dealing with a world domination influencer. And lo and behold, there's a pattern to discover...
They don't post a caption
Very Beyoncé-ish, this. Why bother to provide a photo with a funny caption when you still get likes? likes And how easy it actually is: never think again about what you should put with that one photo. Give us that luxury!
They turn off their comments (sometimes)
We, the normal like-scrapers, would of course let that slide three times, right? I mean: come on man, every comment is a nice bonus. But believe it or not, the biggest on Insta often do it for self-protection or to avoid drama. Scrolling through all those thousands of messages sounds very jetset, but even Cara Delevingne has a bad day sometimes and doesn't want to deal with hate messages.
The ugliest photos still get thousands of likes
Photos where you are in them score the best, you know, I know. I know too, but that person doesn't have to think too much about whether to post that not-so-photogenic taco with guacamole drips on their Insta. It can just happen. Kim Kardashian They post photos at the most random moments of the day (or night).
While it wouldn't even occur to you to post a photo at half past two at night. No hello cuckoo, if something is a like killer, that's it. Miley Cyrus doesn't have to think about that when she blasts those half-stoned ugly ass pictures onto the web in the middle of the night.
A third of the photos consist of collaborations and.
#spon And yet Whiskas still hasn't called you after seventy-nine cat photos in a year. Such a shame.
They don't have to use their own name on Insta.
Why would you call yourself social Rihanna if you're more of a @badgalriri? Or have the Insta name registered if you feel more like a boss with the name @champagnepapi? By the way, I still crack up about that last one.
They shorten everything Drake If you're a bit of a somebody, Coachella just becomes #Chella. The Oscars become 'The O's' and you can just put on your feed a drunk selfie of you and Katy Perry 'with my booboo K.' No one bats an eye.
You know exactly what I'm talking about. You follow them on Instagram, and so do I. The Insta rich & famous people of the earth who carelessly blast a little photo into the world...
You know exactly what I'm talking about. You follow them on Instagram, and so do I. The Insta rich & famous people of the earth who carelessly blast a little photo into the world and within three seconds...
