Baby names that are so bad they have been banned
Do you remember the story of those parents who thought it was a crazy idea to name their child Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii? Well, shame names, hell if you get one, but hilarious to read every year. The current favorite that came up on Radio 538 was Chris Muss.
But Chris Muss is actually quite mild compared to the names below. So bad that they have fortunately been banned. So here it is, if you ever feel bad about your name, it could always be worse according to research by Yahoo:
Metallica
Nice, if this is your favorite band, but name your child after one of its members instead. I mean a James, a Lars, or a Robert. Names that certainly wouldn't be banned.
And then spend your whole life getting asked what you like to spread on your bread. Once a French couple thought it would be fun to name their daughter Nutella in the hope that she would be just as ‘sweet’ as the chocolate product. Fortunately, a French judge disagreed and it eventually became Ella.
Why really? I guess this was just a big joke. What is not a joke, however, are all the nice gifts we are giving away this month via our Amayzine Facebook page. So follow us.
Cyanide
Well, I think we were dealing with an unwanted pregnancy here.
Lucifer
Also of the above caliber.
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What is your name actually? At sign? At in English? #mindfuck
Robocop
Alright, maybe not nice for a child, but I secretly find this very cute for a pet.
Chow Tow
I had to look this one up. It means ‘Smelly Head’; a couple from Malaysia apparently found this amusing.
Anal
I think alcohol was involved when a couple from New Zealand wanted to name their child this. But while we're on the subject, I would definitely recommend you this read this for a moment. Giggle.
Sex Fruit
We're still with the crazies in New Zealand, but thank goodness there was a judge who didn't let this go through.
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I guess dad or mom fell asleep on the keyboard here. By the way, I think it will take about thirty years max before you could spell your own name correctly in one go.
Source: Mum Magazine
