Under Armour sports leggings

After being asked for the thousandth time yesterday where the nice little shorts I was wearing during a hell of a workout came from, I decided to no longer keep my secret to myself. No shame, girlfriends, on weekends there's a very good chance you'll see me walking around in my sports gear. Not because I'm racing through Vondelpark all day or standing non-stop on the skillmill at High 45, but simply because it's my absolute favorite and when I wear it, I almost feel like I'm in my birthday suit walking. I'm talking about the HeatGear tights from the American sports brand Under Armour, which not only reaches perfectly below the navel (hello intensely flat stomach), but also has just the right amount of stretch, ensuring the pants stay where they should, whether you're doing fifty jumping lunges or a hundred burpees. I bought the very first pair about New York, ten years ago, and I still have the old rag. Because even after about a hundred washes, it still comes out of the drum just as black. By now, there's always a clean spare pair on top of the pile in my specially designed sports drawer. Yes, girlfriends, my Under Armour collection is quite extensive (five pieces of the same is very normal), but wouldn't you do the same if you could prance around all day in your birthday suit? Believe me, all sports enthusiasts, this is the best thing that has ever happened to you. A pair of pants that doesn't sag, is black and stays black, doesn't pill, and gives you the most beautiful butt in the world. A dream, yes.