If you love this sport, the chance of it cheating is greater.
All nice and well, that football, that gym or that oh so fun hockey match on Sunday afternoon, but eh, some sports are dangerous. For us, as girlfriends.
Because it has once again been proven that all that fanatic sports leads to pure misery. Men who exercise a lot are more likely to cheat. This is because men who are active on a field or in a gym or in their free time like to lift weights produce more testosterone. This gives them a higher libido and thus they automatically look more at other women. Not to mention what those muscles and that six-pack of his do to the opposite sex.
Moreover: such a gym is obviously safe ground for some good old flirting, as you are nowhere to be found. And all those girls are parading in tight leggings over the treadmill. But now you know better. If he suddenly has two and a half ‘make-up matches‘ a week, then the alarm bells can start ringing, yes.
To prevent worse, you can occasionally hide his tennis racket. Or say that you are sure that his football training won't go on in the rain. Because it's better if he just stays home. Next to you. On the couch. Getting fat and eating cheese and sixpacks to drink. And let him just let his muscles relax nicely. And he only moves in bed. With you.
According to researchers, these are the sports you need to watch out for, because these sportsmen pee outside the pot more often than average.
Rugby – 21 percent cheat
Football– 19 percent cheat
Golf – 17 percent cheat
Racing – 15 percent cheat
Boxing – 12 percent cheat
Tennis – 11 percent cheat
Cricket – 9 percent cheat
Cycling – 7 percent cheat
Swimming – 5 percent cheat
Athletics – 4 percent cheat
Sigh. That he even thinks about exercising weekly. Tsss.
Just give us those bourgeois Netflix marathons. Better for your love life, that too. See?.



