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KIKI’S WHO IS THE MOLE?-TALK:

week 8

Hey mole buddy. You here again? Friend! Time to catch up on our favorite show. With only three candidates left in the game and one Mole, it’s really starting to get nerve-wracking. Also quite bizarre that half of the Netherlands seems to be constantly switching their Mole, yes yes, including me, because I was absolutely convinced in the first episodes that Didi was the game breaker. Although Jochem could also still be a damn good Mole. In short: panic. I wonder if the creators shouldn’t have called it ‘Who are The Moles?’ seems to me a bit more fitting.

Goodness gracious, this week had a nice ‘puh’ ending that you could totally feel coming. Did we seriously give up our Saturday night for that? 2.2 million viewers, no less? And be prepared: next week will of course also be another totally open ending. But that shouldn’t dampen the fun of analyzing this episode in 10 points on Amolzine. Well then, shall we?

Seriously, how funny would it be if Tho is the Mole?

  1. The episode titled: ‘Let It Be’. Uh, AVROTROS, did you think the same during the execution? “Ah, you know what, fuck it. Let it be this week.”
  2. On Twitter, we all agree: “Oh Imanuelle. YOU would have played this game so wonderfully: bushes tied around you to camouflage and save the flag RATATATATAAAA.”
  3. Just to take stock: Diederik is on Sanne, Sanne is on Jochem, Jochem is on Diederik, So no one is on Thomas? Am I wearing blinders again? Seriously, how funny would it be if Tho is the Mole? Mister cheese head the Camembert who is always one step ahead of everyone. I would find it a stunt.
  4. Just a moment about that letter task. That could have been a bit more alphabet-y, right, lozaahs? #okeflauwokedoei.
  5. Although this was one of those tasks that everyone already knew beforehand was doomed to fail. “Wrong alphabet, the Flemish maybe?” said Art. DO WE ALL KNOW THAT THOMAS IS FROM BELGIUM? Okay, I’m really going loco now.
  6. By the way, do we all want to go to this Instagram account where all the WIDM tasks and candidates are depicted with Playmobil? The one who came up with this is really a hero.
  7. Which depicted proverb deserves the Pictionary Award 2017 in my opinion? Speaking is silver, silence is gold. Although I also thought you came out of the closet quite well, Jochem. Don’t you have something to tell us?
  8. And who, of course, couldn’t name a single proverb normally? But of course, there you have Thomas again. While Sanne is shaking them all out of her (here comes the monkey out of the) sleeve. I rest my case.
  9. Not convinced yet? No? Should I remind you that suddenly a photo ‘disappeared’ in team Thomas/Sanne? The latter has individually raked in the most money of all candidates. So then Thomas and Jochem (also quite) remain as main suspects.
  10. Brilliant quote of the week?

“That’s already the third woman I’m going through.” – Jochem van Gelder

You old hustler, I just love you, you know that?

Current standings?

  1. Thomas Camembert (THO, I’VE GOT YOU FIGURED OUT! You little slyboots. Or well. Little. Little.)
  2.  Jochem van Gelder (Switched again to spot 2. If it’s not Tho, then it’s Jochem. For sure.)
  3. Sanne Wallis de Vries (too candidate, too enthusiastic, raised too much money for the pot, just no.)
  4. Diederik Jekel (I’m still absolutely convinced that Didi will make it to the final. As a candidate, yes.)

Alright, I’m diving back into my molehill. And, next week we’ll catch up on the grand final episode with probably another major anticlimax. And since we weren’t allowed to see the test this week, I’ll just do my own test. Are you also on Thomas? Let me know with a heart at the bottom of this article. Let’s see if we agree a bit on Amolzine…