Kiki's Who Is the Mole?-talk:

week 9

Hey silly mole buddies. Ready to start Monday again with our favorite show? I thought so, right? Because the bitter end is approaching. Art has uttered the legendary words: ‘WHO. IS. THE. MOLE?’ I really can't handle that damn cliffhanger. That shit is worse than Ludo from GTST watching Bowien hanging at the bottom of a ravine just before the summer break. I fear we'll just have to deal with it.

Next week, during the live broadcast at Vondel CS in Amsterdam, it will be revealed who the game breaker was this season. Actually, I was already in total panic after week 4 about who the freaking Mole was. In the end, I chose Thomas and I also find it quite cowardly to deviate from that the week before the finale, so all arrows remain pointed at Thomas. If chatterbox Jochem turns out to be The Mole, I can only bow and have deep respect. Well, shall we? Time to analyze the episode in 9 points on Amolzine. Shall we?

1. First of all, Art. Is there REALLY not a teleprompter hidden somewhere in that idyllic landscape? Really not? Not even when you addressed the three finalists at the end? If not: hats off.

2. And, by the way, I suddenly want freckles from Art. I don't know. He makes them hot.

3. AAAAAAAH Diederik. Poor Didi. The man with the craziest theories. Crying in square because you're leaving. Did you all have a lump in your throat at his departure? “I’m just very tired.” Do you find it strange with all that overanalyzing from him? That poor dear, maybe it's experienced Expedition Robinson a good idea to take a break. Shall we go to that island together? Because yes girlfriends, I signed up and voting is still possible As I announced recently, I am working on The Great I'm-Going-On-Vacation-Plan. The weeks are flying by and on the 21st of November, I will really be in the…. I need them! #GetKikiToTheIsland.

4. And sorry Died, secretly there was a giggle in the living room when you clumsily knocked that cowboy hat off your own head #AahSoMean.

5. Okay, back to the game. If we look at the tree knot task, Jochem simply cannot be the Mole. Seriously: which clumsy idiot mole would approach it like this, first taking 45 meters of rope out of the knot at their leisure while twelve thousand euros are at stake? Earth to Jochem? Joe?

6. Thomas stinky cheese Camembert, on the other hand, said this: “If there’s one task you want to win, it’s this one.” Yeah, of course, buddy. This is the only task the Mole can win to get money from the pot. DUH.

7. This hint keeps sticking in my head: the meaning of the name Thomas is ‘twins’. Almost everything this season was shown in pairs. Continuously you saw duos in the intershots. Ducks, hot air balloons, cowboys. And then in the last task, the money from the pot can also be doubled. I find it suspicious.

8. By the way, have you all noticed that Sanne has given some really hilarious jabs during the show? In fact, there are now T-shirts of it and I’m going completely crazy. Check it out here.

9. Plot twist: Art is the Mole. Next week we’ll see his six seasons of mole actions. That would be something moehaha.

My prediction?
Thomas, Mole. Sanne, winner. Jochem, loser.

Thomas has continuously been in key positions and has ‘coincidentally’ done all the cool tasks himself. OH GOD IT WOULD BE SOMETHING IF IT GOES TOTALLY DIFFERENT. If Sanne suddenly turns out to be the Mole. Or Jochem. I can't handle it. Are you also on Thomas? Let me know with a heart at the bottom of this article. Let’s grab that Flemish actor together, with his cheesy last name. Meanwhile, I’ll spread some Camembert on a toast.