KIKI DüREN

Hey Kiek, it's time for some revenge. I always thought I could hide my terrible singing skills from the rest of the world outside our editorial office, you have revealed my secret. I hope you understand now that I'm going to make it even worse, right? Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston: I'm going to turn it all on now. And especially that ‘I-ieee-I will aaaaalways love you’ from Whitney. Terror for your ears when I sing it, you ready?
Do you know what I can't stand about you, Kiek? That I've never seen a bad photo of you in my life. I don’t care if you disagree, as soon as you land that Prodent campaign, I can say ‘I told you so’.

Now onto the clothes, because that's what I actually had to write about. I suddenly saw this dress pop up in your Instagram Stories when you were wandering around in the Big Apple. Usually, unlike you, I'm team jeans, but I want this one too. Including your Céline sunglasses – you need to shop more often with a hangover. Fräulein Furla around your arm, a bit of green from ‘the Zaar’ on your foot; a priiiima look for Monday, girl.

Oh yes, and is this the first time I spot you without an Invisibobble on your wrist? It’s a miracle!