Simone Olivia

Simoon gurlll, we need to talk. Have I mentioned that you should wear these kinds of floral ensembles more often? Party. And by the way, have I told you what the difference is between Simone and me when it comes to the Look of the Day? The speed. I stand there like a neighing horse holding things up for half an hour, but Ms. Scheijen pulls something out of her closet, hops outside, gives the camera 2 to 3 killer looks and boom, she’s back sitting quietly at her desk typing. I fear it’s a gift.

Okay, so that killer body and model skills are not so easily copycatted, but what then? The clothing. HA. If you just have an overwhelming need for a nice, always wearable silk dress from Isabel Marant (I get it), then you quickly go to the MyTheresa site. From a reliable source, I’ve heard they still have it there. You style such a chic dress entirely à la Simoon with Dr. Martens, a necklace from Vedder & Vedder, and rings from Mi Moneda and River Stones. And, if you’re really on a roll, you also grab the Chanel piece from May-Britt’s desk and strike a sultry look-down-at-the-ground pose with our new magazine.

Simoon, absolutely nothing more to add.