Meanwhile on Insta

Lil’ Kleine has a romantic date on a mega yacht

You can say a lot about Jorik Scholten, better known as Lil’ Kleine, but following him on Insta is anything but boring. In fact: his Insta Stories have become known and infamous, and in the past few days, it was quite something again. Did you peek a little? Then you know exactly what I'm talking about. Because this weekend he went ‘big old’, to speak in his language. I guess about, eh, four times more expensive than usual.

The reason for all this? The birthday of his girlfriend Jaimie, the beautiful brunette he has been with since May (and yes, she does look a bit like Monica…) At first, there was a lot of mystery about the relationship, but recently the two have been seen everywhere and Lil’ Kleine gives a little serenade to Jaimie at almost every concert. What does it do to us? The aah-effect of the tough man with tattoos + stroller feeling. The untouchable Jorik is in love and the world should know it.

And well, what do you do when your girl is having a birthday? You go all out, of course. So Jorik brought out his inner Jay-Z, rented a gigantic yacht, and popped champagne at the beautiful Spanish island of Isola di Formentera. “No woman in this world is as beautiful or special as you ;) Happy birthday nerd,” he writes with the picture.

Honestly, whether you think he’s an arrogant braggart or not, at this moment we all want to be Jorik's nerd for a while. Dude, you know I’m having my birthday on May 6th?