Happy & Healthy

POWER OUTAGE STRUGGLES

Hands in the air if you also woke up this morning without power, without heating, and especially without hot water. I think that Blue Monday has fooled us all by appearing on a Tuesday. And thanks, huh. What a misery. Your alarm goes off at half past six so you can find your daily Shot of Sleaze (hello hello, Brad Pitt has a new love), you have no wifi. Want to turn on a lamp to fix your wifi, that doesn't work either. And oh yes, it's freezing cold in the house because your heating obviously isn't working either. And showering? Haha, no man, hot water is of course also linked to all this that isn't working. Aha, Nu.nl says that all of Amsterdam is down. Phew, luckily I don't have to fix anything in the house myself (I'm very non-technical). The train traffic is of course a drama too, but hey, I'm going by bike anyway. Sorry colleagues, but I can't do anything at home, so with all the train drama you can deal with it yourselves.

Then everything finally works again, but because you wanted to be on time at the editorial office, you didn't get to shower, so you're not really in a good mood either. And of all days, today, comes that way too handsome guy who you once dated in the distant past walking into the editorial office... You understand, this Tuesday has just started off really badly. The only fun thing you get out of it are the tweets. So here it is, for everyone who felt sorry for themselves this morning: