The 8 biggest benefits of being single
(yes, they are there too)
So you are on your period. And normally you find it fine to pull out all the excuses to be grumpy and lazy and eat a bit of chocolate. I do not agree with that. It's time for a lesson in thinking differently, ladies. Long live the red sea, hooray. And this is why:
1. You suddenly become a lot more creative
I don't know about you, but I come up with life-changing stuff either in the shower or when I'm on my period.
2. You are the best GPS ever
Ha, did you know that women can read maps better when they are on their period? I'm not making this up, people, this is backed by research. Something about a lower female hormone level, which increases spatial awareness. A girlfriends' road trip planned? You are the navigator!
3. Verbally, you are at your strongest
Got that important meeting, presentation, or job interview coming up? I would say: for top results, do it when you're on your period.
4. Boobies to the max
Your breasts are almost a whole cup size bigger for a while: nice.
5. The pregnancy anxiety/panic is gone
Condom broke, forgot the pill four times this month and total panic because maybe pregnant and help, sensitive breasts? Yes, sometimes nothing feels as good as the relieving cramp in your belly. YES. NOT. PREGNANT. THANK. GOD.
6. Time for a fresh start
During your period, your body cleanses itself, so after the monthly party, it's time for a fresh start again. Maybe also a new challenge, you go girl.
7. You feel more feminine
Because hello, being on your period, that's something only we can do. It connects us women. Who run the world?
8. And uh, also more feminine down below...
I’m sooooo horny, I’m horny horny horny tonight. (And yes, also think about point 4...)
You see: we all agree here in the editorial office that menstruation needs to come out of the damned corner. Or to talk in Libresse's hashtag: being ‘it’ is totally #Bloodnormal. Time we start celebrating that femininity instead of complaining about it. Long live your period!
