The worst greeting ever

You may start laughing at me. I am indeed the one who used to passionately close her letters with ‘horse greetings from May-Britt’. I still get that thrown at me regularly, especially because my pet peeve is the original email greeting. Perhaps the seed was planted in my youngest youth. I believe that an email should be concluded powerfully and appropriately for you.

I advocate for a small brainstorming session when it comes to closing your digital message. However, there are cases where people have veered a bit off course.

‘Warm regards’ I find incredibly boring, but you also shouldn't miss the mark with an overly contrived homemade sign-off. A slightly too high ‘nice and creative’ and ‘look at me alliterating nicely’ level. Because I encountered it not once, but twice (from different angles) in a week, I felt it was time to intervene. This must be stopped. This goes too far. Guys. People. ‘Healthy greetings’. Why are you writing this? What on earth are ‘healthy greetings’? Do they eat carrots all day? Or did these greetings run the New York marathon this weekend in a blisteringly tight time? Dear people, read this a little longer and remember: greetings have no properties. Wish someone a nice day. A healthy day for my part, but stay away from the greetings.